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There's a congle os toons over by the Riften wayshrine.
Congle by Kirilyx March 5, 2023

Cong / Congle 

Verb, Cong
1 - Violently assault another individual with a Conger Eel (or another object in some rare cases) by swinging it at them with lethal force, usually towards the head. This word is emphasized if the Eel in question is known to be particularly large or long.

Verb, Congle
1 - The process by which Eels breathe. Since most Anguilliformes lack gill covers, they manually pump oxygen to their gills by opening and closing their mouth repeatedly. When congling, the necks of Moray Eels will appear bloated, which a select few find comedic. In some cases, other fish congle in the same way that eels do.
"I knew he was going to CONG me when, glaring, he pulled a massive eel out of the lake."
"Shortly after the raiding of freshwater aquariums, reports of conging emerged throughout the nation."

"The Green Moray immediately stopped playfully congling and gave a dead stare that pierced his soul."
"During the road trip, she was dared to congle. However, she took it too far and jumped out the window into the sea."

"'Cong / Congle' is a phrase that arose when the two words were confused, and it means either one. Revolting."
"The Eel congled until it was interrupted by an audacious boy looking to cong his rival."
Cong / Congle by YaBoiHommerz-842 September 6, 2022

Congregate 

New crystal gems, congregate!

Congress 

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.
If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.
Congress by The Daily Show April 29, 2013

Congressed 

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.
I got badly Congressed at work.
Congressed by bora_am May 19, 2014

Suspended Congress 

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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