congle
a triple element monster of the water, cold and air elements. it's basically an orange creature that plays a conga drum
congle by thekillercongle October 7, 2021
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Cong / Congle
Verb, Cong
1 - Violently assault another individual with a Conger Eel (or another object in some rare cases) by swinging it at them with lethal force, usually towards the head. This word is emphasized if the Eel in question is known to be particularly large or long.
Verb, Congle
1 - The process by which Eels breathe. Since most Anguilliformes lack gill covers, they manually pump oxygen to their gills by opening and closing their mouth repeatedly. When congling, the necks of Moray Eels will appear bloated, which a select few find comedic. In some cases, other fish congle in the same way that eels do.
1 - Violently assault another individual with a Conger Eel (or another object in some rare cases) by swinging it at them with lethal force, usually towards the head. This word is emphasized if the Eel in question is known to be particularly large or long.
Verb, Congle
1 - The process by which Eels breathe. Since most Anguilliformes lack gill covers, they manually pump oxygen to their gills by opening and closing their mouth repeatedly. When congling, the necks of Moray Eels will appear bloated, which a select few find comedic. In some cases, other fish congle in the same way that eels do.
"I knew he was going to CONG me when, glaring, he pulled a massive eel out of the lake."
"Shortly after the raiding of freshwater aquariums, reports of conging emerged throughout the nation."
"The Green Moray immediately stopped playfully congling and gave a dead stare that pierced his soul."
"During the road trip, she was dared to congle. However, she took it too far and jumped out the window into the sea."
"'Cong / Congle' is a phrase that arose when the two words were confused, and it means either one. Revolting."
"The Eel congled until it was interrupted by an audacious boy looking to cong his rival."
"Shortly after the raiding of freshwater aquariums, reports of conging emerged throughout the nation."
"The Green Moray immediately stopped playfully congling and gave a dead stare that pierced his soul."
"During the road trip, she was dared to congle. However, she took it too far and jumped out the window into the sea."
"'Cong / Congle' is a phrase that arose when the two words were confused, and it means either one. Revolting."
"The Eel congled until it was interrupted by an audacious boy looking to cong his rival."
Cong / Congle by YaBoiHommerz-842 September 6, 2022
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Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.
Congressed by bora_am May 19, 2014
Suspended Congress
The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
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