Congleton (also known as Mongleton) is a small town with absolutely no signs of human intelligence.
Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.
Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.
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by Lilmiss_gobby August 21, 2016
Get the Congleton mug.the invasion of the chavs & towmies has hit congleton . in every nook & crany a chav now lurks . no scally survived the invasion. to get into congleton you now kneed : 80 carots plus of fake or stoln gold jerery , no dress sence , a adedos tracsuit & a cavle . congleton needs you!!!!!! extermanate the chavs . send in the army . nuke conleton . anythink to destroy the chaves !!!!!!!!!
by mr ksor June 1, 2005
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Chav central in the North West of England. Even Manchester isn’t as bad as this absolute shite hole. Its neighbouring town is Macclesfield where the Congleton chavs like to lurk on the weekends.
Don’t go here or move here because your house will get bricked by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think they are grown up.
Don’t go here or move here because your house will get bricked by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think they are grown up.
Chloe: I’m moving to Congleton next week!
Megan: Good luck with that, your house will get egged within the first few hours :)
Megan: Good luck with that, your house will get egged within the first few hours :)
by el star July 2, 2020
Get the Congleton mug.Pretty chill dude. Laid back and fun to be around. Major flirt with all the ladies. Usually athletic. Just a legit guy.
by wham bam thank ya ma'am April 21, 2010
Get the Coleton mug.A really awesome guy! Really funny, plays guitar, sings, and plays football. Not very good at multitasking. Loves the color blue. Coleton is someone who should hurry up and ask me to homecoming!! :)
Person 1: wouldn't it be so awesome if Coleton sang and played guitar for me when he asked me to homecoming? Jus sayin.
Person 2: yes that would be so awesome
Person 2: yes that would be so awesome
by Leeky :) September 6, 2011
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Coleton's are easily loveable
Coleton's are easily loveable
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by be happily June 4, 2018
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