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Chongler 

A person who blows smoke up another persons ass. Figuratively or literally. To “Chongle” describes the act of blowing the smoke into an anus.
Ex.
1. “I cannot believe you fooled them like that, you Chongler”
2. “Don’t you try and chongle me like that you goddam liar”
3. “Baby vape this weed into my asshole you a good Chongler“
Chongler by 4PhoxCakes December 4, 2020

Butt Chongler 

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch
Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler
Butt Chongler by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Poo Chongler 

A poo chongler is some one who craped their shorts
aww dude your a poo chongler

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

beef chongle 

NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef
instagram user @beefchomgle has no affiliation with the definition of 'beef chongle' written on January 24, 2017
beef chongle by admin bear October 8, 2020

chongversation 

A conversation whilst high that would make no sense to sober people.
"Why is Andrew talking about how ducks would do pushups?"
"He's having a chongversation with Erin."