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Conficker 

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)
Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.
Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

Conficker 

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.
Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.
Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

Conficker 

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.
The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.
Conficker by afagrd March 31, 2009

Confuckered 

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.
This is one confuckered website!
Confuckered by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

rem manus conficere 

to finish the hand job!!
rem manus conficere bitch

Confuckered 

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
Confuckered by emilynashea May 24, 2014
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