Confuckered 

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

Confuckered by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

Confuckered 

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.

(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."

Confuckered by emilynashea May 24, 2014

confuckered 

Configured or constructed in such a way as to lead to disaster. Related to: technologycomputersinternet

The computer never worked because the operating system was confuckered from day one.

confuckered by Hanzo06 August 2, 2016

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

confucked 

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

confucked by okden April 11, 2020

confuckery 

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

confuckery by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009