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Confuckeried 

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When you become confused by your own fuckery
I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.

Confuckupied 

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Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.
A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."
Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

Confuckered 

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Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.
This is one confuckered website!
Confuckered by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

confickered 

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When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.
I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!
confickered by gigitrix April 23, 2009

Confuckerated

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Means the same as fucked up but sounds cooler, like how bitch is a cooler word for female.

Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.
Confuckerated by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008

Confuckered 

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The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
Confuckered by emilynashea May 24, 2014
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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