Confuckeried
Confuckeried by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025
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Confuckeried
Confuckeried by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025
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Confuckupied
Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.
A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.
A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.
Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014
Confuckered
Confuckered by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003
confickered
When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.
confickered by gigitrix April 23, 2009
Confuckerated
Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.
Confuckerated by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008
Confuckered
The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
Confuckered by emilynashea May 24, 2014
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