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condomint 

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh
Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.
condomint by valet6969 October 14, 2011

Condomint Slapstick 

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob
“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”
To use a condom during sex
Be wise- condomise!
condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011
An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.
A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?
Condiment by Cex February 22, 2012

condomints

Specially formulated mints designed to clear or mask the taste of condom from one's mouth
Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
condomints by pbjtime19 November 8, 2009

condiment thief 

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.
Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
condiment thief by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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