An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.
by Cex January 28, 2012
To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.
When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".
When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".
Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?"
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."
by Joey L dot com April 21, 2009
The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.
by credit crunch July 16, 2008
A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.
Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.
Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?
Doug: Yeah...
Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?
Doug: Yeah...
Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
by Mike Schrampfey November 25, 2012
I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.
by haribobation April 18, 2009
one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.
person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!
by Organplayerdoner December 8, 2011
Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.
by MamaPea June 26, 2017