prophylactic

a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.

Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.

by Becksta December 27, 2000

prophylactic

an odd type of scientific slang. refers to condoms.

"can i get a prophylactic? ...a prophylactic? ahhhhh *whatever*"

by tto005 March 24, 2009

prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

by Bill October 28, 2004

prophylactize

Verb: the act of utilizing a device to prevent the spread of disease.

I prophylactized myself with a chastity belt.

I prophylactized myself with a condom.

by vixen house wife December 3, 2011

Prophylactic Shock

When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.

Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.

by Gunnat Nation December 5, 2010

Prophylactic reservation

A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.

My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.

by toddx June 20, 2012

Prophylactic Shock

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

by Fyodor May 2, 2006