condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.
"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus
by levi_athan September 25, 2011
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condamn

Another way to say condom. Popularized by the YouTube hit video "Shoes".
"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"
by Aluriaphin October 09, 2007
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