condamnation 

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

condamnation by levi_athan September 25, 2011

tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex

Dude condomsation was great last night.

condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.

Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

nostril contamination by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007

condomsation 

When a man ejaculates inside a condom, and moisture particles form on the outside of the condom.

I hate the hassle of dealing with the contraceptive after condomsation has occured.

condomsation by rcebr April 26, 2011

Condombation 

Verb: To masturbate with a condom.

Bob: Dude, my sock and lotion felt amazing yesterday.

Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.

Condombation by MastG March 22, 2010

condomsation 

A conversation that originated from condoms, but can in fact include sexual subjects or any other kind of talk about condoms, etc.

"During her condomsation with George, Kerry told him about her one night stand, yo."

"During the condomsation, Lennie listed all the condom flavors he remembered to his friend, it was mad crazy, yo. He even came up with the phrase 'Taste the rainbow', yo!"

condomsation by JacsLiyahLiyahOriginal December 27, 2008