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Conckey pretty cool !!
conckey by anonymous May 20, 2021
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cockeysville middle school

a dumb ass school where everyone wears Vineyard Vines and name brand clothes. most people act like they're cool when they just look dumb. there's the ghetto kids, "popular" kids, and the emo kids. the teachers are good teachers but they're super strict. i fucking hate the school, but whatever.
cockeysville middle school by boyykidd September 14, 2017

cockeyed 

out of balance, needs straightening.
That picture is cockeyed.
cockeyed by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

Cockeyes 

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.
Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.
Cockeyes by knobgoblin September 8, 2009
A term used in the southern U.S. states.

To have fallen asleep as soon as you hit your bed.
After a long day of work, she concked out as soon as she got home.
Concked by kanga♧roo December 18, 2019
concey is a man who you will meet at a concert who has a very small penis and kinda looks like a giant gopher ( rat like creature)
Eilidh- "i met a concey last night when i went to see enter shikari"
Concey- "you suck"
Eilidh- "no i blow" ;)
concey by Ewan O' Hare April 27, 2008

Cockeysville Middle School

The jail you attend for 3 years and then leave, "LAX" kids run the school, and ghetto is the way to go. Ugly lockers 6 inches wide that don't work 50% of the time. If you have money your wardrobe consists of lax short and tops, and if you don't its time to break your parents bank. Unacceptable to own anything without a logo on it. And it your not in you never will be. Full of after school clubs that no one will join.
"What are you doing this weekend",
"mall, game, another game, mall"
"Me to"

Good'ol Cockeysville Middle School
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