Birch

The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.

" I'm here birch."

by Big Bird 3320 March 4, 2016

birch

An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.

"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."

by Jack Krabitz January 4, 2007

Birch

When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.

"imma go birch her."

by mc. grabby March 15, 2010

Birch

Dope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him.

Ben " Is that Birch over there?"
Mitch "I wish I could be as cool as Birch.

by Dope ass Dan July 12, 2016

birch

(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity

"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"

by v0mitt January 28, 2014

birch

A combination of a bird and bitch.

That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.

by Domizan July 20, 2006

Birch

A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.

You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull

by Dpeatice December 28, 2011