Birch 

The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.

" I'm here birch."

Birch by Big Bird 3320 March 4, 2016

birch 

An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.

"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."

birch by Jack Krabitz January 4, 2007

Birch 

When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.

"imma go birch her."

Birch by mc. grabby March 15, 2010

Birch 

Dope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him.

Ben " Is that Birch over there?"
Mitch "I wish I could be as cool as Birch.

Birch by Dope ass Dan July 12, 2016

birch 

(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity

"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"

birch by v0mitt January 28, 2014

birch 

A combination of a bird and bitch.

That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.

birch by Domizan July 20, 2006

Birch 

A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.

You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull

Birch by Dpeatice December 28, 2011