birch

An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.

"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."

by Jack Krabitz January 02, 2007

birch

(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity

"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"

by v0mitt January 28, 2014

birch

A combination of a bird and bitch.

That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.

by Domizan July 20, 2006

birch

the promenade in the heart of Brea, California. Often referred to as Birch Street. Basically, the only fucking thing to do in Brea if your under 18 and can't drink or party. Includes two movie theaters and various shops, and is very close to the mall. Kids swarm it on the weekend, the place to go, when your not at the mall or at school or something elsee unimportant.

Pretty much truee. Yeahh i live theree. :

BOY 1 "Sheeeeeet Sonn, You going to Birchh tonight?"
BOY 2 "Hell Yeahh. Got no where elsee to be."
-OR-
GIRL 1 "Heyy, wanna hang out this weekendd?"
GIRL 2 "Hmmm, Birchh?"
GIRL 1 "Suree, unless you wanna go to the mall."

by Kay-teaaaa (: February 29, 2008

birch

1. A red Bull and Vodka

2. A derogatory term for someone you don't want to call an outright bitch.

3. A name to address a crowd of people by

1. I am thirsty, im gonna drink a fuckin birch

2. fuck that birch

3. what's up birches? Someone bring me a birch

by T. Pace October 24, 2007

birch

The polite version of bitch. Employing the word birch does not insult female dogs or any other animate living creature. It describes an extraordinarily mean female.

That girl just told me that I dress like a mangy slum rat. She is such a birch.

by meow power November 10, 2009

birch

sometimes endearingly used, a birch is a step down from a bitch and is often called this after either a bitchy action or to force a quirky reaction to the name-calling

Will called Marissa a birch just because he likes to see her get worked up.

by birch! November 29, 2004