Goofball

A total idiot, someone who lacks any intelligence at all.

my little brother is such a goofball

by knobgoblin August 28, 2009

Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 08, 2009