comsu

A shortening of commit suicide

There's no pie left? Comsu.

I've got exams next week? Comsu.

by Yolobigdog January 11, 2014

Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011

combuppance

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.

Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.

by SHLA April 24, 2014

Combust

To get turned on or about to feel a certain emotion.

Maria: Jimin looks so hot I’m about to combust!
Anne: dang me too

by Mariethemaria May 29, 2019

communese

the language of the gods

Communese is the best language. As they said in the motherland, "sharing is caring motherf*cker."

by Foba Bett February 28, 2019

cmosu

Cracking My Own Shit Up

I don't care if you laugh at my jokes I'm CMOSU

by lydden August 14, 2016

Combusken

A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.

Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...

by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017