Comsulted 

When your work mate gets you a severe HR complaint after you bought him a bday boost juice, banana bread and ripped into cause he is an awesome bloke but your mannerisms took men's credibility backwards as a whole

As u know i didnt do anything or have been comsulted with all this shit

Comsulted by BEN AKA OI BEN August 30, 2018

Comsult 

A word used to describe something that is a compliment and an insult.

Becky just told me she loves my shirt and it covers my rolls. What a comsult!

Comsult by Twantayy May 27, 2015

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted 

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

photobooth consulter 

A person who uses photobooth in public for means of checking one's appearance. Most photobooth consulters attempt to use photobooth in public as if they were in a private situation.

The photobooth consulter quickly command-Qed her photobooth when she realized there were people standing behind her as she examined herself on the screen of her mac.

photobooth consulter by erieee November 17, 2009

Computedmoon707

Very cool youtuber
Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP

Likes the atmosphere

Believes Quebec does not exist

"Ayo bruh, have you seen the new "Computedmoon707 " video?" "Yeah it was very 😎epic😎"

Computedmoon707 by Computedmoon707 November 4, 2021

Spontaneously self-combusted 

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

Spontaneously self-combusted by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

compulsed

Feeling strongly compelled to do something.

After recently quitting drinking, I was happy that while at an outdoor party in Hartford, I did not feel compulsed to drink, even though those around me were drinking.

compulsed by Jarrod3 September 4, 2006