joesk84ever's definitions

digger kid

Noun- A name for an elementary school kid that spends his recess time digging in the dirt. By middle school "diggers" either reform or become oddball social outcasts.

Mom: "Hey weren't you friends with him back in grade school?"
Kid: "Nah, He was one of those weird "digger kids."

by joesk84ever June 26, 2009

Tricklopedia

A skater that knows the history, background and development of every trick that is being done.

Skater# 1- "That is a sick frontside-ollie air your pulling on the big wall!"

Skater# 2- "Actually it is a Cabellariel invented by Steve Caballero back in 1984. He landed the first one at Del Mar Skate Ranch in the Prom- AM that year. He was skating against...."

Skater # 1- "You're a regular tricklopedia aren't you?"

by joesk84ever January 5, 2010

optionalistic

Adjective applied to a student who tries to get out of a summer homework assignment by "thinking" it was optional.
It rarely works but might get you permission to hand the assignment in late.

Teacher, "Where is your summer book report?"
Student, "Uhh... I thought that was optional."
Teacher, "How optionalistic of you."

by joesk84ever June 26, 2009

Saspanic

Short for sassy hispanic. A loud trash-talking Hispanic man or women.

Pedro: Did you hear Yolanda cussin out your boy the other day?!

Carlos: Holmes that was just her Saspanic commin out!

by joesk84ever May 30, 2011

That surprises me

A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.

Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?

Dudette: No!

Dude: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

compremendable

Able to understand, and to do what your told.
First seen on reality cop show.

Cop,"Are you gonna give us trouble?"
Drunk "gangsta", "I'm legit son, and compremendable"

by joesk84ever June 24, 2009

That surprises me.

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.

Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011