Definitions by joesk84ever
That surprises me.
A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.
Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?
Hippet: No!
Hipster: That surprises me...
Hippet: No!
Hipster: That surprises me...
That surprises me. by joesk84ever December 26, 2011
That surprises me
A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.
Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
That surprises me by joesk84ever December 26, 2011
Saspanic
Pedro: Did you hear Yolanda cussin out your boy the other day?!
Carlos: Holmes that was just her Saspanic commin out!
Carlos: Holmes that was just her Saspanic commin out!
Saspanic by joesk84ever May 30, 2011
tricktionary
Skater kid#1- "There it is- Double heelflip to feeble grind!"
Skater Kid #2- "NO way man! That was a Varial kickflip to a tweaked 5-0!"
Skater kid #1 "What are you- some kind of tricktionary?"
Skater Kid #2- "NO way man! That was a Varial kickflip to a tweaked 5-0!"
Skater kid #1 "What are you- some kind of tricktionary?"
tricktionary by joesk84ever January 5, 2010
Tricklopedia
Skater# 1- "That is a sick frontside-ollie air your pulling on the big wall!"
Skater# 2- "Actually it is a Cabellariel invented by Steve Caballero back in 1984. He landed the first one at Del Mar Skate Ranch in the Prom- AM that year. He was skating against...."
Skater # 1- "You're a regular tricklopedia aren't you?"
Skater# 2- "Actually it is a Cabellariel invented by Steve Caballero back in 1984. He landed the first one at Del Mar Skate Ranch in the Prom- AM that year. He was skating against...."
Skater # 1- "You're a regular tricklopedia aren't you?"
Tricklopedia by joesk84ever January 5, 2010
Yin-Yang Game
Noun: the people spotting game where you try to find two people somehow connected but are opposite in as many ways as possible.
Point system is determined by how many opposites are present.
If an actual oriental is involved an extra point is awarded.
Point system is determined by how many opposites are present.
If an actual oriental is involved an extra point is awarded.
Dude: Look "Yin-Yang!!"
Man: Where?
Dude: Right there- Tall Hasidic, Jewish, Guy holding hands with the Short, Black Girl- 3 points to me!!
Man: Allright I'll give you three. Now I'll show you how the "Yin-Yang Game" is played! Where's my orientals at?
Man: Where?
Dude: Right there- Tall Hasidic, Jewish, Guy holding hands with the Short, Black Girl- 3 points to me!!
Man: Allright I'll give you three. Now I'll show you how the "Yin-Yang Game" is played! Where's my orientals at?
Yin-Yang Game by joesk84ever September 14, 2009
co-miserable
When two people act miserable together.
Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.
Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.
New Dude-"What is up with those two?"
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".
co-miserable by joesk84ever June 30, 2009