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Pedro: Did you hear Yolanda cussin out your boy the other day?!
Carlos: Holmes that was just her Saspanic commin out!
Carlos: Holmes that was just her Saspanic commin out!
by joesk84ever May 30, 2011
Get the Saspanicmug. A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.
Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?
Hippet: No!
Hipster: That surprises me...
Hippet: No!
Hipster: That surprises me...
by joesk84ever December 26, 2011
Get the That surprises me.mug. When two people act miserable together.
Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.
Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.
New Dude-"What is up with those two?"
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".
by joesk84ever June 30, 2009
Get the co-miserablemug. Noun: the people spotting game where you try to find two people somehow connected but are opposite in as many ways as possible.
Point system is determined by how many opposites are present.
If an actual oriental is involved an extra point is awarded.
Point system is determined by how many opposites are present.
If an actual oriental is involved an extra point is awarded.
Dude: Look "Yin-Yang!!"
Man: Where?
Dude: Right there- Tall Hasidic, Jewish, Guy holding hands with the Short, Black Girl- 3 points to me!!
Man: Allright I'll give you three. Now I'll show you how the "Yin-Yang Game" is played! Where's my orientals at?
Man: Where?
Dude: Right there- Tall Hasidic, Jewish, Guy holding hands with the Short, Black Girl- 3 points to me!!
Man: Allright I'll give you three. Now I'll show you how the "Yin-Yang Game" is played! Where's my orientals at?
by joesk84ever September 14, 2009
Get the Yin-Yang Gamemug. by joesk84ever June 24, 2009
Get the compremendablemug. A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.
Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
by joesk84ever December 26, 2011
Get the That surprises memug. Adjective applied to a student who tries to get out of a summer homework assignment by "thinking" it was optional.
It rarely works but might get you permission to hand the assignment in late.
It rarely works but might get you permission to hand the assignment in late.
Teacher, "Where is your summer book report?"
Student, "Uhh... I thought that was optional."
Teacher, "How optionalistic of you."
Student, "Uhh... I thought that was optional."
Teacher, "How optionalistic of you."
by joesk84ever June 26, 2009
Get the optionalisticmug.