joesk84ever's definitions

That surprises me

A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.

Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?

Dudette: No!

Dude: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

co-miserable

When two people act miserable together.

Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.

New Dude-"What is up with those two?"
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".

by joesk84ever June 30, 2009

Saspanic

Short for sassy hispanic. A loud trash-talking Hispanic man or women.

Pedro: Did you hear Yolanda cussin out your boy the other day?!

Carlos: Holmes that was just her Saspanic commin out!

by joesk84ever May 30, 2011

compremendable

Able to understand, and to do what your told.
First seen on reality cop show.

Cop,"Are you gonna give us trouble?"
Drunk "gangsta", "I'm legit son, and compremendable"

by joesk84ever June 24, 2009

Yin-Yang Game

Noun: the people spotting game where you try to find two people somehow connected but are opposite in as many ways as possible.

Point system is determined by how many opposites are present.

If an actual oriental is involved an extra point is awarded.

Dude: Look "Yin-Yang!!"
Man: Where?
Dude: Right there- Tall Hasidic, Jewish, Guy holding hands with the Short, Black Girl- 3 points to me!!
Man: Allright I'll give you three. Now I'll show you how the "Yin-Yang Game" is played! Where's my orientals at?

by joesk84ever September 14, 2009

That surprises me.

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.

Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

Tricklopedia

A skater that knows the history, background and development of every trick that is being done.

Skater# 1- "That is a sick frontside-ollie air your pulling on the big wall!"

Skater# 2- "Actually it is a Cabellariel invented by Steve Caballero back in 1984. He landed the first one at Del Mar Skate Ranch in the Prom- AM that year. He was skating against...."

Skater # 1- "You're a regular tricklopedia aren't you?"

by joesk84ever January 5, 2010