Skip to main content
to force or drive, especially to a course of action
His disregard of the rules compels us to dismiss him
compel by BO Abood December 27, 2014
Words you can keep

Compel me 

Compel me is another word for “make me” when your man/girl says you can’t say make me anymore so say compel me instead :)
Him: stop saying “make me

Her: fine, compel me ;)

Him: oop-
Compel me by Daddy’sPrincess02 August 5, 2020

Motion to Compel Appraisal 

n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!

Competitive BSing 

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.
Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.
Competitive BSing by zMuZZle February 5, 2020

Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.
Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !
Hair Compensator by EightBall February 5, 2014

over compensator 

A man who tries way too hard to feel better about having a small penis. Usually seen trying to impress women with cars, cash, clothes, or a macho attitude. This showing off helps them to think that people dont know about the small johnson. Most often, over compensators have no actual personality or character. Usually loners that hide the fact that they really want to kill themselves because of their tiny penises.
Tom Brady is a totally perfect example of an over compensator.
over compensator by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.
Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next