eightball

A legend in his own right; one who brings insight unto others; has an answer to anything ie. the 'magic eightball'; both self serving & self righteous; one who brings both chaos and clarity to any situation- now that's a conundrum!

"OMG it's eightball!!"
"Dude, where's eightball tonight?"
"It's times like these you need eightball"

by eightball July 29, 2004

guysexual

A non-threatening term used to describe a person who prefers guys.

Usually applies to a gay male, as an alternative to gay, queer, fag or homosexual.
Antonym: girlsexual

"Nah mate, I'm a guysexual"
"I think he's guysexual"

by eightball June 22, 2004

What the God, Oh my Fuck

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!

1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.

by eightball April 23, 2004

Street Dick

A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.

Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.

by EightBall August 02, 2012

Bicycle Butt

An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.

Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.

by EightBall April 21, 2014

Captain Tampon

A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.

Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !

by EightBall August 09, 2012

gayed

when someone suddenly takes on stereotypical homosexual qualities, which usually out of character for that person

"...so i punched him in the gut, and then he just gayed up on us"

by eightball August 05, 2004