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Comatoasted 

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.
he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.
so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.
man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.
comatoast by john moritz August 30, 2003

comatastic 

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.
Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.
comatastic by Popski December 7, 2006

comotose 

Passed out. Unconscious. Not going to be up and moving for some time.
dumbass is comotose.
comotose by Pwk October 27, 2004

comotose 

the state of being dazed, or stoned-like, like in a coma
comotose by cherrypopscle007 June 2, 2003

comatoasted 

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
comatoasted by Teratogen May 26, 2011