comotoast

A misunderstanding for the word comatose. It is thought to be said comotoast because of unclear speaking. Comotoast has no real meaning.

Wait..... you could be in comotoast?

by Diddittt August 6, 2016

Comatoasted

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.

he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.

by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011

comatoast

so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.

man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.

by john moritz August 30, 2003

comatastic

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

by Popski December 7, 2006

comotose

Passed out. Unconscious. Not going to be up and moving for some time.

dumbass is comotose.

by Pwk October 27, 2004

comotose

the state of being dazed, or stoned-like, like in a coma

by cherrypopscle007 June 2, 2003

comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011