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Cootastank

The unwelcoming, unpleasantly rank, and to never be forgotten smell of a women's seemingly dying vaginal region; to be compared to a sea of rotting fish corpse.

-For visual stimulation search for images of women's Blue Waffle
Scene: Student best friends practicing for massage therapy at their school clinic- separated by nothing more than hanging drapes*-

Girl 1: *COUGH COUGH GAAAG*

"Excuse me for a moment please."

*Slides open drape and closes exiting on other side*

Girl 2: *Hears girl 1 and exits her own draped area, telling her client she needs more lotion: to find her friend taking gasps of air as quietly as possible- face red as a tomato*

Girl 2: *Whispers* "Dude wtf is wrong with you??"
*Before she could get her answer she smells it...*

Girl 1: *Trying to gracefully gain her composure- Nods toward her booth*-
"Dude that is some serious cootastank"
*gagging through the end of the word as if she was actually calling it "Cootastaaank"

-Neither able at that point to hold their composure the final 45 min duration of their massages.
by Witty-Rose🌹 August 13, 2021
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coonstank

A black or negro womans stank ass pussy
Man, I was with this chick from the club last night and did she ever have coonstank!!
by cassiusclay1978 August 30, 2013
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cooterstank

The nasty fishy aroma that some women emit from their crotch area. Often occurs with women living in trailer parks, those with poor hygiene, or morbidly obese women.
Dude she has the worst cooterstank in the world, I thought somebody opened a can of tuna.
by Big Mike and the Boys January 11, 2024
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