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comatoasted 

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
comatoasted by Teratogen May 26, 2011
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so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.
man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.
comatoast by john moritz August 30, 2003

Comatosed 

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".
Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!
Comatosed by Dago February 5, 2004

comatosed 

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;
A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed
comatosed by Leo R, May 15, 2008
getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning
Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"
comatoast by last-call August 20, 2011

Chromatoasted

The feeling of bliss after youve just been chrome domed.
Bro bobby was totally Chromatoasted on the couch earlier.
Chromatoasted by TheWrongJesus November 25, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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