trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.

Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

laffyhahas

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

ke ke te huru huru

Polynesian for "heave ho", from the book Kon-Tiki, by Thor Heyerdahl.

Ke ke te huru huru!

by Teratogen August 08, 2010

famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

quivering clam of love

Poetic name for the vagina.

I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!

by Teratogen June 12, 2011

Mangia E Statti Zitto

Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"

Mangia E Statti Zitto!

by Teratogen September 10, 2010

weinergate

Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.

Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!

by Teratogen December 08, 2011