Definitions by Teratogen

famine padding 

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

famine padding by Teratogen September 29, 2013

toltec trots 

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

toltec trots by Teratogen September 4, 2013

hail sale 

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".

After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.

hail sale by Teratogen August 25, 2013

creatolution 

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

creatolution by Teratogen February 6, 2013

merrybirthaversary 

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

merrybirthaversary by Teratogen December 28, 2012

willy drooper 

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.

I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!

willy drooper by Teratogen November 5, 2012

germcare 

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

germcare by Teratogen October 16, 2012