toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen August 03, 2013

cherry bomber

Fill a glass with ice. Add a stiff shot of brandy. Top off with cherry Coca Cola. Voila! Cherry Bomber!

Wow, that cherry bomber really slaked my thirst!

by Teratogen July 23, 2010

quivering clam of love

Poetic name for the vagina.

I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!

by Teratogen May 19, 2011

famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

by Teratogen December 28, 2012

laffyhahas

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

by Teratogen June 25, 2011

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 10, 2011