Teratogen's definitions

bedlock

Living together outside of marriage.

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.

by Teratogen June 15, 2009

chernobyl chicken

lemon chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.

by Teratogen April 24, 2011

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 28, 2011

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010

nut warts

genital warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!

by Teratogen December 9, 2010

Mangia E Statti Zitto

Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"

Mangia E Statti Zitto!

by Teratogen September 10, 2010

trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.

Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!

by Teratogen September 15, 2010