Teratogen's definitions

wild freight

Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)

We have a box of wild freight on this truck!

by Teratogen October 8, 2010

kerschmeel

The whole kerschmeel is the whole ball of wax, the whole enchilada, the whole shebang, the whole nine yards!

This rave is whole kerschmeel!

by Teratogen March 6, 2012

merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

by Teratogen December 28, 2012

germcare

childcare

I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.

by Teratogen October 16, 2012

star stuff

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.

We are made of star stuff.

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.

Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

stuff face

to eat

I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.

by Teratogen April 24, 2012