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Comatoasted 

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.
he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.
Comatoasted by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011
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comatoasted 

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
comatoasted by Teratogen May 26, 2011
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so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.
man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.
comatoast by john moritz August 30, 2003

Comatosed 

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".
Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!
Comatosed by Dago February 5, 2004

comatosed 

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;
A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed
comatosed by Leo R, May 15, 2008
getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning
Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"
comatoast by last-call August 20, 2011

Chromatoasted

The feeling of bliss after youve just been chrome domed.
Bro bobby was totally Chromatoasted on the couch earlier.
Chromatoasted by TheWrongJesus November 25, 2018
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