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cockmaster 

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
cockmaster by arsebum October 17, 2009

Cockfosters 

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line
London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"

shitface cockmaster 

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
shitface cockmaster by JV May 9, 2004

cockteasery 

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner
Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.
cockteasery by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

cockmonster 

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003

cockblaster 

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.
my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!
cockblaster by Roberto January 8, 2004