comestibate

v. to perform a blowjob, to perform fellatio.

Etymology: Conflation of comestible, meaning something eaten, and masturbate.

Your mom comestibated me last night, but she didn't swallow.

by insert_name_here December 28, 2007

Conestipated

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.

I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.

by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010

comestibles

Items of food. Something you consume. Often associated with potables.

Joe likes to masticate his comestibles.

by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

combatibate

(transitive and intransitive verb) The process of bonding with other people in order to become comfortable in their presence; to become compatible with other people. First created by American golfer Boo Weekley during the Ryder Cup in September, 2008.

"I will combatibate with my fellow American golfers so we can win the Ryder Cup."

by Quotefall Puzzles November 3, 2008

comestible

Something that is esculent.

SEE ESCULENT noob...

by He who likes Bukkake February 3, 2005

Constibater

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.

Last night i was a total constibater.

by shineypoo January 26, 2010

comesticate

Verb - a portmanteau of comestibles (food items) and to masticate (to chew, to chomp, to gnaw); a word used between two overeducated people when talking about eating.

"After you comesticate your breakfast, I will assist you with the perambulator.

by sharkyjoe August 6, 2018