Comstipated
Comstipated by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016
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Constipated
Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Constipated by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018
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Conestipated
The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.
I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.
Conestipated by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010
Cockstipated
The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.
Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"
Cockstipated by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008
Constipated
Constipated by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009
Curly Haired Constipated Fuck
Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.
Curly Haired Constipated Fuck by TRIBUTE June 18, 2012
Constipated Mouse
The 'Constipated Mouse' is a sound effect achieved by yelling a long 'aahh!', in a more high-pitched voice from the top of your throat; a baby-voice or childish voice while making the Constipated Mouse noise is also required. It is also possible to speak in this mouse voice. When you are making this effect, just imagine a simple mouse trying to force a bowel movement out on his tiny, porcelain toilet.
This sound is very useful in intense situations, such as a murderer entering your house.
This sound is very useful in intense situations, such as a murderer entering your house.
*Murderer breaks lock open on front door*.
Resident: "Aahh!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Murderer: "What the hell is that?"
Resident: "It's our constipated mouse, you better get the f*ck outta here before he takes a poop all over your God damn face... uh-oh, here he comes!"
"Aahh!"
Chris: "Aah!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Nick: "Haha! That sounds like a constipated mouse!"
Chris: "God damn it," *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Resident: "Aahh!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Murderer: "What the hell is that?"
Resident: "It's our constipated mouse, you better get the f*ck outta here before he takes a poop all over your God damn face... uh-oh, here he comes!"
"Aahh!"
Chris: "Aah!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Nick: "Haha! That sounds like a constipated mouse!"
Chris: "God damn it," *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Constipated Mouse by The Oddly Moustached Cat August 2, 2010
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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