Hay, oats, and other edibles dat our velvety-muzzled four-legged pals eat while hanging out in their barn.
In da hilarious Sesame Street storybook "Down on the Farm with Grover", everyone's favorite furry blue Muppet found dat traditional comestables were more tasty (well, to horses, at least) than da spaghetti and cream puffs dat he himself loved.
Tasty "man milk" dat a cock-hungrychick loves to savor 'n' swallow during oral sex.
Most male humans can only produce a few drops of sperm at a time, and so a jizz-thirsty hussy may need to perform fellatio on multiple studs in suckcession --- I mean, "succession" --- if she hopes to truly satisfy her appetite for said craved cumestible.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).