comesticate 

Verb - a portmanteau of comestibles (food items) and to masticate (to chew, to chomp, to gnaw); a word used between two overeducated people when talking about eating.

"After you comesticate your breakfast, I will assist you with the perambulator.

comesticate by sharkyjoe August 6, 2018

Domesticated thot 

A domesticated thot is a female that was once a full time thot and has settled down with a male who has reduced the levels of thotness, they show there inner thot to only one said person who are in the said relationship with

Charlotte is a domesticated thot and has settled down with Harrison

Domesticated thot by Insta@bigting_priv January 30, 2019

Conestipated 

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.

I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.

Conestipated by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010

Domesticated Clown 

a clown or mime that has been raped by elephants so hard that the sweat on his face causes his make up to run off his face.

man, that Jaden Chan is such a domesticated clown! look at his face

Domesticated Clown by jaden chan December 2, 2010

Domesticated Alpha Male 

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.

Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.

Domesticated Alpha Male by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022

Domesticated Partnership 

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.

Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership

Domesticated Partnership by MEGB11 March 29, 2011

domesticated 

someone who is very into tradtiontal home life: cooking, cleaning, ect.

I dont want to date her, she isnt domesticated enough. She cant even bake a cake.

domesticated by Jessica Weber July 28, 2003