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co-low-gaition

the process of a man or woman telling their partner that they can't do something anymore with the intention of control rather than care.

dude 1#: how come you don't come out to the <insert pub or place of intrest name here> anymore?

dude2#:me and my girlfreind had a serious colowgation and she said we coulden't go/drink/sleep/visit/pretend in bed there anymore becuase <insert irrational reason here>, otherwise she will dump me.

colowgation by DAHC May 18, 2006

Words you can keep

cephalorectal colocation

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.

The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

cephalorectal colocation by trolleyman October 19, 2013

Related Words

colowgation • Clogation • cloggation • Colobration • Colonbation • Colonsation • cephalorectal colocation • Color Gating

cloggation

A sexual act where a man or woman has multiple penises placed in or attemping to fit in every possible hole in the body.

Hey Janice, have you ever thought about trying cloggation? Martha says its like nothing she's had before!

cloggation by BigLombardo January 18, 2021

Colonbation

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Bro, have you tried colonbation yet? I just colonbated for the first time and believe it or not, it was glorious!

Colonbation by baileygap August 5, 2010

Colonsation

(C öl -uhn-sätch-iyun)

V.) The act in which one whose head is so far up their ass attempts to carry out a conversation full of "facts" with those who posess common sense and understand these are utter shit.

"Sorry I'm late. Some mid-60's Trump-Strumpet was insistant about carrying on a colonsation with me about water turning frogs gay and weaponized polar bears."

Colonsation by LoFiNerdyGuy August 30, 2019

Colobration

When you're getting ready to go into a colonoscopy so you and the boys tailgate our front while butt chugging beer funnels.

"Bottoms up, it's a Colobration! "

"Man, what a great Colobration. That natty tickled my prostate just right!"

Colobration by yo buddy March 21, 2022

Clogation

The backed up funk in the carpet cleaner that the vacuum cleaner didn't suck up.

The carpet cleaner has a lot of clogation stuck in it.

Clogation by The one and only wino January 10, 2024

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026