colowgation 

co-low-gaition

the process of a man or woman telling their partner that they can't do something anymore with the intention of control rather than care.

dude 1#: how come you don't come out to the <insert pub or place of intrest name here> anymore?

dude2#:me and my girlfreind had a serious colowgation and she said we coulden't go/drink/sleep/visit/pretend in bed there anymore becuase <insert irrational reason here>, otherwise she will dump me.

colowgation by DAHC May 18, 2006

cephalorectal colocation 

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.

The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

cephalorectal colocation by trolleyman October 19, 2013

cloggation 

A sexual act where a man or woman has multiple penises placed in or attemping to fit in every possible hole in the body.

Hey Janice, have you ever thought about trying cloggation? Martha says its like nothing she's had before!

cloggation by BigLombardo January 18, 2021

Colonbation 

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Bro, have you tried colonbation yet? I just colonbated for the first time and believe it or not, it was glorious!

Colonbation by baileygap August 5, 2010

Colonsation 

(C öl -uhn-sätch-iyun)

V.) The act in which one whose head is so far up their ass attempts to carry out a conversation full of "facts" with those who posess common sense and understand these are utter shit.

"Sorry I'm late. Some mid-60's Trump-Strumpet was insistant about carrying on a colonsation with me about water turning frogs gay and weaponized polar bears."

Colonsation by LoFiNerdyGuy August 30, 2019

Colobration 

When you're getting ready to go into a colonoscopy so you and the boys tailgate our front while butt chugging beer funnels.

"Bottoms up, it's a Colobration! "

"Man, what a great Colobration. That natty tickled my prostate just right!"

Colobration by yo buddy March 21, 2022

Clogation 

The backed up funk in the carpet cleaner that the vacuum cleaner didn't suck up.

The carpet cleaner has a lot of clogation stuck in it.

Clogation by The one and only wino January 10, 2024