cephalorectal 

The condition of having one's head up one's ass.

That dude's head is way up his ass- he's got a bad case of cephalorectal syndrome.

cephalorectal by Big bass jbot January 1, 2016

cephalorectal colocation 

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.

The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

cephalorectal colocation by trolleyman October 19, 2013

cephalorectal inversion 

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

cephalorectal inversion by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018

Cephalorectally Challenged 

One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

Cephalorectally Challenged by The Cat Wrangler August 18, 2013

cephalorectis

head in your ass.

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

cephalorectis by beachbabe777 November 6, 2009