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The condition of having one's head up one's ass.

That dude's head is way up his ass- he's got a bad case of cephalorectal syndrome.

cephalorectal by Big bass jbot January 1, 2016

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cephalorectal colocation

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.

The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

cephalorectal colocation by trolleyman October 19, 2013

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cephalorectal inversion

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

cephalorectal inversion by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018

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Cephalorectally Challenged

One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

Cephalorectally Challenged by The Cat Wrangler August 18, 2013

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cephalorectis

head in your ass.

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

cephalorectis by beachbabe777 November 6, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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