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Collimhater 

A colleague in the radiology department that simply cannot be happy for another person's perfect x-ray exam. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person’s x-ray.

Collimhating, the result of being a collimhater, is not exactly jealousy. The collimhater will overlook all of the impressive results of a near impossible exam that was miraculously pulled off and instead will focus on the petty imperfections.
Susan: You know, Kevin in radiology is doing very well. He just took a cervical x-ray on that psych patient and nailed the odontoid in clear view.

Jane (hater): If that odontoid was so good, why can I see the top of the skull on this image?

Susan: Jane, don’t be a collimhater.
Collimhater by Lookaliv3 May 5, 2020

Collinzation

To learn the teachings of a goat Collin
Wow she mustve learned the ways of Collinzation.
Collinzation: GOAT
Collinzation by Collinzation November 25, 2019

Collinization 

the act of being collinized.
Holy Tits! Collinization: Engage!

She's about to be Collinized.
Collinization by Dick Twiddly April 1, 2008

collinear anatidae 

A fancy way of saying "ducks in a row", which is an expression meaning having to have everything setup perfectly to work.

Collinear = in a line
anatidae = family of birds know as ducks.
You'd really have to have collinear anatidae if you want to get a rocket to Mars.
collinear anatidae by gleenn July 10, 2018

Collimating lens

A lens which focuses light rays from a source into parallel paths, thus focusing the image relayed at infinity. Highly useful in Head-Up-Display systems, for obvious reasons.
This will be the 2nd in my series of largely useless technical jargon, which will continue as it is more fun writing this than writing a report on the performance and aerodynamics of an MAV.

-For more amusing and less contrived definitions, look up my ones for France or Europe. They're OK.
Collimating lens by victorhadin December 7, 2003

collinate 

to colonize an area whilst simultaneously fucking everything in sight
Rick: Hey man, did you hear Kevin collinated those islands near Britain?
Jack: No way dude, that's lit.
Rick: Yeah, he's got hella babies to take care of now. But he's the king of the Island now.
collinate by gondolaren October 22, 2018