gleenn's definitions

midsexual

Someone who is attracted to people who are only mildly attractive. Someone who only likes 5 out of 10s. Why would you want a 10/10, they're probably a lot of work.

Extremely attractive woman walks up to man in bar. Man to woman: "Sorry, I'm a midsexual, no time for models and influencers"

by gleenn March 17, 2024

OKR

Objectives and Key Results. A methodology used to improve workplace performance by having a clearly defined objective with measurable key results. Was created by Andy Grove at Intel.

Our OKR's include getting a bazillion dollars of sales each quarter

by gleenn April 1, 2019

collinear anatidae

A fancy way of saying "ducks in a row", which is an expression meaning having to have everything setup perfectly to work.

Collinear = in a line
anatidae = family of birds know as ducks.

You'd really have to have collinear anatidae if you want to get a rocket to Mars.

by gleenn July 10, 2018

noah mango

The point at which you've made it financially, you'll know because you are eating copious amounts of mango from Whole Foods which was sliced by a white guy named Noah.

Did you see the size of that girl's wedding ring!? She's totally at noah mango now, set for life.

by gleenn December 13, 2017

Happy time fun time

The best time of the year!

Yeah, love that happy time fun time part of the year!

by gleenn December 5, 2017

clamagram

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.

Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.

by gleenn July 22, 2017

hours on end

An expression which means a long time.

That play was so long, was just hours on end.

by gleenn May 5, 2017