collinate

to colonize an area whilst simultaneously fucking everything in sight

Rick: Hey man, did you hear Kevin collinated those islands near Britain?
Jack: No way dude, that's lit.
Rick: Yeah, he's got hella babies to take care of now. But he's the king of the Island now.

by gondolaren October 22, 2018

collinate

n. the act of colonizing a territory solely with one’s own offspring. Coined by Ricky Hayberg from the YouTube channel Internet Today in reference to Elon Musk’s expressed desire to fill Mars with Musk’s own sperm.

Elon is trying to collinate Mars … with his own children that he is spawning.

by batterology July 18, 2024

Collateral Beauty

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).

In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.

by NurseNikFrank1908 May 22, 2023

Collateral Wiz

The 5% of a man's wiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's wiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral wiz.

by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

collinsed

To be decisively proved wrong after making an unsupported statement, or to be owned in a more general sense.

Similar to owned and sonned.

"Yeah, she tried to argue with the professor, but he's an expert and she got straight collinsed."

Person 1: Ahh, I'm not worried, you can't hit the last cup
Person 2 (after hitting the last cup): Collinsed!

by prince reader May 25, 2009

combinate

Old school street slang back when cats used to play the numbers in NYC particularly Harlem. It ensured that if any permutation of the number that you selected hit, you would be a winner.

Combinate me, daddy:

8, 2, 1. You got me? 8, 1, 2; 1, 8, 2; 1, 2, 8; 2, 8, 1. I git 'em all?

from
"MALCOLM X"
Screenplay by
Arnold Perl, Spike Lee

by The Amalamps October 17, 2010

Collateral Damage

When someone is having major issues in their life that are totally unrelated to you but for some insane reason they are taking it out on you. You are now collateral damage in a fight that they should be having with someone else.

When Julie caught Tommy cheating on her she became convinced that all her friends were sleeping with him. She exploded on everyone and we were all collateral damage.

by Sugar Heather February 5, 2010