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a very gay motherfucker he has normally the face of a clown and wears weird clothes.
COLLASOOO
collaso by bhffbhbirf April 4, 2017
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collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012

Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins
Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin
Dave Collaton by Double triple July 24, 2016

Collaborhate 

1.) Working together to a common goal, but for totally different reasons.

2.) Groups of cubicle workers forced to work together that cannot stand each other. The goal of a manager forcing collaboration is to get results, but it usually ends up involving HR or therapy.
John: Man, Steve is such a douche bag.

Mike: I know. I have to collaborhate with him on the upcoming marketing demo. I keep avoiding it hoping he'll just get fired or die.
Collaborhate by Qaizoku December 4, 2010

Collamore 

A corrupt individual who stacks odds in his favor and still loses a Vile inhuman monster
“I can’t believe Brian cheated in fantasy football!”
“I know right what a Collamore!”
Collamore by Schlick Cognitto April 4, 2023

collaborapper 

A rapper who is great when featuring on other rappers tracks, but cant really hold down an album or song by themselves.
Man, Nicki Minaj's verse in Monster kills it, but her album sucks ass dude.

Yeah i know, she's such a collaborapper.

Yo dude, Xzibit is awesome in Dr Dre's whats the difference, but his albums are just so average.

Yeah, he's a collaborapper man.
collaborapper by Rahul Moley October 8, 2011
An awsome Puerto Rican. Very giving funny and a great lover.Let it be known a Collazo men are usually very well hung and tend to fall in love with women named Renee.
Oh my goodness he is hung like a bear he must be a collazo
Collazo by therob33 October 31, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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