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combination of collide and clash

when two people fight and argue where words cannot describe how intense it is aside from using 'collash'
The arguing between John and Jane had intensified so much that they had collashed and caused a major scene in the mall.

That argument between John and Jane was so intense that it had become such a collash!
collash by SabrinaLightsN October 30, 2011

collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012

Collasturbation 

Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.
"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."

"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
Collasturbation by thickage March 7, 2007

Collasian 

A collision involving at least one person of an Asian descent.
Dude, did you see the news? There was a 12-car Collasian on the interstate!
Collasian by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009

collishaw 

The last name of someone really really special.

If your last name is Collishaw it means you are the most precious, loving person there is. A Collishaw is the boy or girl to make perfect relationship material, who loves those late night cuddles while watching films. Collishaws are good looking or beautiful people who have the talent to wow with their looks and to touch the hearts of those closest to them. As well as being one of the best lovers they also make the bestest of friends who will always be loyal and never leave your side

A Collishaw is someone who you couldn't live without

collarship 

An all-expenses-waived course for Fido to attend obedience school or any other canine-related educational establishment.
Certain members of Man's best friends may qualify for a full collarship, such as those who are exceptionally even-tempered, are registered therapy-dogs, or are extra-intelligent canines who are being trained to assist disabled people.
collarship by QuacksO January 22, 2015
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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