colebating

Colebate*ing
-verb
Exuding large gratutious amounts of coleboyic secretion while under the influence of burrtitos noches.

"Where the shit is Coleman?"
"It's that god damn colebating."

colebating by Funk sauce January 12, 2008

Slut celebrating

When you celebrate and encourage a woman’s sexual prowess rather than demeaning her for liking sexual intercourse

Person 1: Abbi loves sleeping with professors on the first date.

Person 2: Why are you putting her down? You wouldn’t if she was a man

Person 1: Oh no you didn’t get it! I don’t have an issue with it, I’m slut celebrating her! She should do it more often.

Slut celebrating by thisbluetacisgrey November 18, 2019

Colberting 

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

Colberting by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

Coletting 

The act of roaming around the office wasting time and typically distracting other people from doing their work. This normally happens when a person has reached the point in the day when they do not want to do anymore work for the day (reaching their Colette), but instead of going home, they start Coletting around the office.

Please stop Coletting at my desk, I have a lot of work to do.

Coletting by Weapon of Mass Seduction June 19, 2010

cleating 

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

cleating by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

Celebating 

The act of a celeberity masturbating

"was that a video of Celebating?"

Celebating by BobitaLovesBob April 17, 2015

Colemaning around 

When a person aimlessly wonders around doing various tasks with no real direction.

What the hell is joe doing? He’s all over the place.

He’s “colemaning around.”

Colemaning around by Skylar33 December 30, 2022