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Coletting 

The act of roaming around the office wasting time and typically distracting other people from doing their work. This normally happens when a person has reached the point in the day when they do not want to do anymore work for the day (reaching their Colette), but instead of going home, they start Coletting around the office.
Please stop Coletting at my desk, I have a lot of work to do.
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Clenting 

Clenting is a term when a Youtuber is performing poorly (low views and low payment) in a month. The origin if the word Clenting is when user, FinalChidori57 whose real name is Clent began getting very poor views for almost a whole year consecutively and constantly receives low pays by his network. It became a humor within his posse, but later the term got across other groups within the gaming community of Youtube and it became a popular term used whenever a Youtube gets very poor views it's laughable. If a state of clenting, it's the lowest point you can be and you got to step up your Youtube game.

Note: This is a term used exclusively in the Gaming Community of Youtube, and those who are partnered under a Network. (TheGameStation, Machinima, TGN, Curse, Vultra etc.) Usually the term is not used within those that are not partnered as they don't monetize their views.
Jamal: Yo, I got 1M views for this month. I'm definitely caking with this new Naruto game.

Andre: Nah bro, I'm clenting this month. I only got 10k this month...it's not even funny. Gotta step up my game. Got some bills to pay.
Clenting by TGNYoutuber August 20, 2013

Colberting 

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.
I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.
Colberting by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

Animal Collecting 

a happy feeling that runs through your body when you listen to Animal Collective. The feeling can also arise when you are thinking of Animal Collective, singing Animal Collective, or tripping on psychadelics
Animal Collecting makes me feel so good. Let us sample some of those ecstacy pills you purchased.

Collecting rice

When a memeber of the rice collector species collects someone or something's rice, particularly in an aggressive manner.
yo, Jake is hardcore collecting rice. Woah he just collected his dads rice! Now that's what we call gay.

Colletting

To disappear from the group and walk around in a leisurely or aimless manner while texting or talking on the phone for an extended period of time
Where did Jack go, he was just right here?....Don't worry he's probably around the corner colletting.
Colletting by The Dover Crew June 12, 2011

collecting receipts 

taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.
"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"
Word of the Day on January 10, 2019
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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