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cockstickhole
The hatchet wound located in between a female's legs, in which you insert your cockstick for pleasure.
cockstickhole by Adam Mayberry April 18, 2008
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coldstick • Dirty Colstick • cockstick • Cormstick • Choadstick • chordstick • Chudstick • cockstickhole • codsticles • colasticc
codsticles
that gangster really knows how to work his codsticles with the utmost skill, and look they are hairless!
codsticles by smallpeenor February 24, 2009
Goldstick Pull
Goldstick Pull by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Cormstick
(n.) Lazy ginger who has to think about moving off a couch/chair before actually doing it. This thinking process could be between 30 minutes to a few hours.
Person1: Hey cormstick. You want to go get some free weed next door.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.
Cormstick by SasquatchHunter May 11, 2010
Coolstick
1. A cigarette.
Considered cool for the following reasons:
2. Something that will improve your social life.
3. Used to help you beat stress caused by other ass holes in ones life.
4. Something thats very expensive and may harm you and those around you.
Considered cool for the following reasons:
2. Something that will improve your social life.
3. Used to help you beat stress caused by other ass holes in ones life.
4. Something thats very expensive and may harm you and those around you.
uncool kid: Where is James?
cool kid: He's popped out for a fag.
uncool kid: Eh?
cool kid: He went for a coolstick
uncool kid: Ah! very good
cool kid: He's popped out for a fag.
uncool kid: Eh?
cool kid: He went for a coolstick
uncool kid: Ah! very good
Coolstick by CFlack8472 October 20, 2009
california coolstick
A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
california coolstick by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026