Chudstick

Imagine a stick of deodorant, but with a chud replacing the pasty stuff. A Chud is a short fat potato shit. So think of a potato stuffed into a speed stick case, but shit instead.

"That guy smells like a pasty b-hole"
"He must of used his chudstick this morning"

Chudstick by I Love Chuds January 11, 2009

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

I've just ran out of chapstick by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who presents somewhere between masculine and feminine, often dressing in comfortable or sensible clothing
See also: Lipstick Lesbian

Amelé is a chapstick lesbian, she couldn't care less about seeming masc or femme

Chapstick Lesbian by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

Chapstick Bisexual 

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.

#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.

Chapstick Bisexual by OliveOyle November 16, 2017

Cherry Chapstick 

A red or enlarged clit, due to sexual stimulation.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick," said Katy.

Cherry Chapstick by a funky little lesbian September 8, 2020

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.

I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.

chapstick lesbian by rdlez4lyfe June 18, 2006

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian that's close to the center, maybe slightly on the femme side, of the femme-butch spectrum. A lesbian on the butch side of center, might be more accurately considered a soft butch.

A very typical look is shoulder-length hair with a mens-fit tshirt, jeans, and Timbs/Doc Martens/Vans. They might wear no makeup at all or they might do some combination of foundation/mascara/concealer. They wouldn't usually do a full eyeshadow/eyeliner/falsh lashes/lipstick situation. Alternatively, chapsticks might lean towards athletic clothing like sports bras, basketball shorts, and muscle tanks. Formally, they might wear a suit jacket over a more feminine shirt or a women's fit button up rather than a suit or a dress. Other typical chapstick clothing items include looser-fit jean jackets, leather jackets, flannels, collared shirts, beanies, and baseball caps worn forwards or backwards. To see a variety of chapstick looks I would search up King Princess, Amy Ordman, Samira Wiley, Gaby Dunn (who is actually bi, not a lesbian), Ashley Perez (I believe she identifies as queer), Ava Palazzolo, Breanne Williamson, AmbersCloset, and Ally Hills on instagram (all of whom are really great queer creators/influencers/celebrities to check out if you happen to be looking). Also on TV check out Casey in Atypical (also bi); Yorkie in the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror; and Alex, Nicky, and Poussey in Orange is the New Black.

Friend 1: Hey, do you think I'm butch or femme?
Friend 2: Neither really... I think you're more of a chapstick lesbian.

chapstick lesbian by anon1358 July 15, 2019