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To knock someone unconscious.

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".

cold-cock by Jon May 13, 2005

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cold cock

The act of punching or striking someone's face or head so hard, they are knocked out instantly.

Dude! Greg was in this wicked bar fight, and he got totally cold cocked by a biker!

cold cock by xXMcGuffinCoreXx October 5, 2003

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cold cock

Sending girls unrequested dick picks. Similar to cold-calling someone.

OMG, I can't believe Ryan just cold cocked me. I've never even been on a date with him!!

cold cock by TSK12345 June 16, 2015

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cold cock

During sex the woman punches the man in the face just before he cums to postpone climax and keep the action going.

Last night my boy was about to bust but I wasn't done yet so I cold cocked him.

cold cock by ksr December 30, 2007

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cold cock

the act of destroying someones mental psychee by intentionally disregarding a joke/statement/funny comment; this involves ridiculing and shaming, as well as a potential loss of friendship

Hey Garrett, you just got fuckin' cold cocked...go rape a girl why don't you?

cold cock by Igor V June 1, 2006

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cold cock

Engaging in intercourse deviod of any enthusiasm. Usually caused by the other party's physical form, or lack thereof.

i just cold cocked this shapeless and uninteresting chick.

cold cock by wal-mart guy January 26, 2011

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Cold Cock

It is when you walk into someone and hit them hella hard, but you can`t just cold cock someone whenever according to the rules of engagement they have to be walking towards you and they can still dodge your coldcock if they spot it early enough.

"you cold cocked me bitch"

Cold Cock by Najaree December 9, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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