Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.

1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."

coontastic by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008

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Cooltastic

Extra freakin cool!

Her cooltastic level just went down five points!

Cooltastic by Your Face Loses The Game February 14, 2010

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Cowtastic

Lots of cows or cow themed stuff put together.

from: cow and fantastic

ie. Youre farm is so cowtastic.

Cowtastic by cowlover2 September 19, 2010

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comatastic

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

comatastic by Popski December 7, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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