cockstastic

Zak's way of saying 'I take it.'

Zak: OOoooo!!! Nasthty! ;-) ....penis penis penis...

by Zachary Alexander Kaminski December 1, 2003

cocktastic

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Cucktastic

Something that only a Cuck would find fantastic.

Yea man, he has to kiss the ground she walks on after every step, even if she steps in dogshit. He thinks her idea is cucktastic and he’s one step closer to sleeping with her.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021

cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

cocktastic

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010

coketastic

Fantastic.
Just for coke addict.

That coke was coketastic

by Big dick 123 February 27, 2017