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Urban Coctionary 

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019
I'm so contion today I'm still in my pajamas. Stop being contion I'm getting tied too.
contion by Heyheyxcx July 17, 2014

coctionary 

dictionary full of words where -dic is replaced with -coc.
Joelbill, will you look up the meaning of valecoctorian in your coctionary for Corbabs?
coctionary by Corbabs January 17, 2008

clitionary 

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex
have you got a clitionary?
clitionary by craig March 12, 2003
1. Short for 'concoction,' but with an extreme good or bad meaning

2. A drink mixed with someone's cock as a practical joke
1. Good: That bartender can mix up a kick-ass coction!

Bad: That nasty coction almost killed me!

2. Johnny the waiter served the mean slut a coction after she told him he wasn't getting a tip.
coction by Mr Pokey February 1, 2005

CoDitioned

A portmanteau of 'CoD' (the acronym for "Call of Duty") and 'conditioned'. It is the quality of being conditioned by Call of Duty, i.e. having methods and preferences that are influenced by Call of Duty to a point of being second-nature.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.
I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!

I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!
CoDitioned by MikeCossack May 9, 2011