dfh

Declining Facial Health

Me: "You are ugly."
Other person: "No I'm not."
Me: "Yes you are...you have dfg."
Other person: "Blargh!"

by Craig December 01, 2004

fesha

lol fesha = being fresh with each other

e.g. a new and exiting thing wit a special person

by craig March 02, 2004

loosey

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

by Craig October 21, 2003

fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 06, 2005

vacuuming

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

by craig March 12, 2003

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

pokemon

Once a very popular TV Show, Card game and video game which I myself was quite a fan of at the time. The TV Show and Card game sort of fizzled out after Poke'mon had had its time but the games were very good and they still exist to day. Of course I'm always seeing new card series's being brought out and am occasionally mildy interested because the artwork on some of the cards was rather good. In fact the card game was very popular and a lot of fights broke out about people not trading fairly and people even resorted to stealing others cards but I knew it had all gotten out of hand when at my first school they had people to watch over the swapping of Poke'mon cards and advising people on good swaps. Eventually most schools banned Poke'mon cards (and any others for that matter). So, when they began bringing out all those new Poke'mon and card sets it got a bit boring. So all in all the original Poke'mon cards, games and possibly the TV series was a rather good achievement but it never managed to keep a lot of fans after a few years, but, of course there are still dedicated Poke'mon fans all over the world.

When Poke'mon was cool:

Person 1: Whoa look I got this Japanese import of Venusaur!

Person 2: Oh well cool! Swap it for my shiny Clefairy!?

Person 1: No way!

by Craig January 21, 2005