craig's definitions

red sex

sex while the woman is on her period

why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds

by craig March 11, 2003

geej

Variant of gg (good game), usually used by the winner for the purpose of rubbing in the win.

Geej, bitches! You just got pwned!!!!11

by Craig March 9, 2005

net slang

acronyms used for quick typing on the net. usually used during instant messaging sessions or games of red alert 2
see also ffs omg wtf fouc mfc

ffs where have u been?

by craig February 16, 2004

doit

an areshole

jam that up your doit

by Craig April 29, 2004

bar it

when you cant be bothered to do something

p1: we need to do work
p2: nah bar it!

by Craig June 27, 2003

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by craig January 17, 2005

fouc

acronym for fuck off you cunt. combines a few of the strongest swear word in the english language. would only be used in writing, as saying this will have very little shock. see also net slang

oi, fouc

by craig February 16, 2004