Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.
Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.
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Someone who uses lesser-known words straight out of a dictionary as to impress others, but comes off as a dick.
P1: That predial bird has an emollient song that is often equivocal.

P2: What a dicktionary.
by Autummnnn August 14, 2011
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Its the name you give to a penis which has ultimate knowledge (usually a penis which has penetrated mutlitple different vaginas increasing his knowledge)
by UkuleleSavage February 26, 2018
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An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.

When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.

Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.

James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.

Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?

James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009
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Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!
by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011
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People who know all the sexbpositions and all sexual words
by RorySowersby April 04, 2017
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