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CoDitioned

A portmanteau of 'CoD' (the acronym for "Call of Duty") and 'conditioned'. It is the quality of being conditioned by Call of Duty, i.e. having methods and preferences that are influenced by Call of Duty to a point of being second-nature.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.
I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!

I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!
CoDitioned by MikeCossack May 9, 2011
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Air Conditioner 

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.
-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.
Air Conditioner by 123yik June 7, 2010

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. 

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.
1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.

The Leaky Air Conditioner  

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.
I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time 

no longer have the will to live
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

Arizona Air Conditioner

This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.
Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.

Air Conditioner 

A typical air conditioner that sounds like a hard core vibrator.
Alexa, are you using your air conditioner again?
Air Conditioner by ohhheyybabeee August 12, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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