coctionary

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dictionary full of words where -dic is replaced with -coc.

Joelbill, will you look up the meaning of valecoctorian in your coctionary for Corbabs?

coctionary by Corbabs January 17, 2008

Words you can keep

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

cautionary whale

a young pregnant girl who serves as a warning to others her age

Jamie Lynn Spears is a cautionary whale for Miley Cyrus.

cautionary whale by Anna M January 12, 2009

Chictionary

A girl who gives guys advice on what girls like, particularly to help them with relationship problems.

Guy 1: Dude, Rachael just told me exactly how I can win Rebecca back!
Guy 2: Yeah man, Rachael's a total Chictionary.

Chictionary by Monkey-Turtle April 17, 2009

Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.

Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.

Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics

Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003

Chictionary

A personal listing of a player's selection of females that he can obtain sexual congress from at any point of the day or night, any day of the year. Usually kept in a blackbook or internet excel document that is hidden from all members of the chictionary, because of course they each think they're the only one.

1) Wow, I struck out big time tonight. Time to go home and call a floozy from my chictionary.

2) Vocally: Thanks so much for your number, Sally!
Mentally: You've just been added to the chictionary, Sally.

Chictionary by RobDB May 29, 2008

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026