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You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

Valedictorian 

The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation.
Valedictorian by Malakai April 22, 2006

the valedictorian 

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian

valedictorian 

The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.
Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.
valedictorian by patrick wood July 31, 2008

Valedictorian 

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.
A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.
Valedictorian by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Valedictorian 

Wow that valedictorian should get a medal for being the biggest nerd
Valedictorian by Skier1997um May 25, 2015
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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