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coingrats

what you say to someone who says they made money with a cryptocurrency
Coingrats, Pavan !
by Nick on Drums February 19, 2021
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Congratufellations

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.
"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".
by Persona1600 March 29, 2009
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A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..
by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021
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congrats

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins
oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!
by its.kitsune August 5, 2020
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congrasturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
congrasturbating - what your congress did today
by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013
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congratufuckinglations

expressing extreme sarcasm
joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?
by G_Collins June 27, 2005
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congration

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"
Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.
by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015
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